Anonymous asked: At what age did you lose your virginity?
I never lost mine, I just absorb other peoples’, making my virginity grow stronger and stronger in preparation for the final battle.
Teaching your sister’s clone’s kids how to cross dress
If I ever get my hands on those little tots, Imma teach them much more than crossdressing…
Remind me to never let you babysit
Do not sit on the babies
Thank you for your insight Helena
how do i lose weight quickly and easily and also how do i gain the ability to fly and breathe fire and how do i cheat death
Oh, man. They’re advertising their glasses for men the way anything ever is advertised for women. I’m not sure whether to be aroused, annoyed, or pleased.