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Apr

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edating:

kinda weird that u can think about someone as much as u want and they have no idea

Anonymous asked: At what age did you lose your virginity?

rubyreed:

I never lost mine, I just absorb other peoples’, making my virginity grow stronger and stronger in preparation for the final battle. 

delphinecormier4:

helenamanning73:

alisonhendrix75:

cosimaniehaus72:

felixdawkins1010:

Teaching your sister’s clone’s kids how to cross dress

#justgirlythings

If I ever get my hands on those little tots, Imma teach them much more than crossdressing…

Remind me to never let you babysit

Do not sit on the babies 

Thank you for your insight Helena

tylenold:

how do i lose weight quickly and easily and also how do i gain the ability to fly and breathe fire and how do i cheat death 

The most accurate depiction of the press I have ever seen

(Source: macaracooned)

jakefromstate-farm:

i didnt think this was even possible

jakefromstate-farm:

i didnt think this was even possible

hyperactivesovietninja:

 

rejectnormality:

urbanoutcasters:

thewastedgeneration:

Oh, man. They’re advertising their glasses for men the way anything ever is advertised for women. I’m not sure whether to be aroused, annoyed, or pleased.

aroused, definitely.

annoyed, definitely.

pleased, definitely. 

god bless

(Source: mansexfashion)

500daysofeffyou:

SpongeBob, where’s my order?

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Did you look under the tray?

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Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.

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(Source: bittery)